I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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