we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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