Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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