Are we in a gay sports bar?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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