You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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