drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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