talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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