College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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