omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You pole danced in your parka.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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