like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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