I heard we made out
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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