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Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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