Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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