Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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