i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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