did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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