so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Randomize