come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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