Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I stole a fireplace last night.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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