Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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