I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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