Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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