That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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