Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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