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You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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