rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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