Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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