S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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