oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
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