My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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