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Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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