Whatcha textin bout Willis?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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