I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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