I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
bring money and cleavage
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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