one might say we're banned from that church
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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