very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
My vagina is very pro this idea
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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