new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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