ugly people sure do ruin things
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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