Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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