In the future we'll all be gay
I didn't shave. On purpose
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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