Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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We have so much sex to catch up on
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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