Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
the raccoons are back...
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