I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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