You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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