Me. At least after what I've been through.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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