after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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