she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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