wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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