Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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