Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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